Something's been annoying me as of late.

Namely, people thinking that other people are trolling in all of the wrong situations.

If someone is new to your community and asks a question that should have an "obvious" answer, that is not trolling. Even if it's a question that could spark a flamewar, it's possible that they just don't know any better, rather than trying to drum up attention. It's not too hard to tell them apart for me, but some people just drive headfirst at these people and go "TRY MOAR TROLL OLOLOLOLOLOLO". A quick hint: did you know the answer to the question when you first started?

Then you have people who make obvious and outright "stupid" posts. Not stupid as in "something you haven't learned yet", but stupid as in "something that would aggravate a lot of people at once". These are the trolls.

For a quick identifier, check if they've posted more than once in a topic. Newbies will usually be confused and wonder why you're calling them out (or rather, not helping them). Trolls will feign stupidity, ignoring your comment or giving false (and usually obviously half-assed) justification.

Honestly, you make me remove my ascension journal post for this, Internet? I am so disappointed in you.